elly is a Sith Lord. When she clips her toenails, she loses more midichlorians than so-called Jedi Knight Obi "Wannabe" Kenobi has in his entire body.
If you think that an army of Imperial stormtroopers is scary, you've never seen what a dozen squirrels armed with blasters can do.
elly knows, though. For elly and the Squirrels are allied, and will crush your puny rebellion.
Your choices are simple. You may submit and buy elly things from her wish lists (appended below for your convenience). Or, you may wake up one morning, to find yourself hanging upside down from an oak tree, while an army of bushy-tailed rodents pelts you with acorns.