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Do not cross elly.

elly is a Sith Lord. When she clips her toenails, she loses more midichlorians than so-called Jedi Knight Obi "Wannabe" Kenobi has in his entire body.

If you think that an army of Imperial stormtroopers is scary, you've never seen what a dozen squirrels armed with blasters can do.

elly knows, though. For elly and the Squirrels are allied, and will crush your puny rebellion.

Your choices are simple. You may submit and buy elly things from her wish lists (appended below for your convenience). Or, you may wake up one morning, to find yourself hanging upside down from an oak tree, while an army of bushy-tailed rodents pelts you with acorns.

The choice is yours.

(fantASTic bio by suibhne_geilt!!!)


here is my amazon wishlist


"The buying of more books than one can read is nothing less than the soul reaching towards infinity, and this passion is the only thing that raises us above the beats that perish."
- A. E. Newton

"When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life."
- Christopher Morley